"I heard the other day that Mitt Romney is so careful with his weight that he will pick the cheese off his pizza. Then I heard from another source that he eats pizza with a knife and fork. That's two sources, two angles: That's practically confirmation.

I just can't imagine the American people electing as president someone who does that to pizza. I'm not saying a president has to have a special knack for eating pizza - what you call 'pizza talent' - but he or she has to respect the pizza, and look comfortable with it.

You want, as a voter, to be able to say, 'He looks like he knows his way around a pizza.' "

- The Washington Post, via Slice